May 2013
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not language but a map: but what if christine... →
gyzym: but what if christine chapel and jim kirk meant to have no-strings-attached wild barnburner type sex, only then something super embarrassing happened — like christine caught jim giving his dick a pep talk in the bathroom, or sloppy mantears occurred for an unjustified reason, or jim accidentally shouted his own name when he came — and christine had to request a transfer because she...
May 20th
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Charges dropped against Florida teen over amateur... →
le-claire-de-lune: stfuconservatives: stfusexists: The 16-year-old high school student who was arrested after causing a small explosion on school grounds will not be charged with a crime. GOOD. Good job making the right decision, Florida Powers That Be. That’s 1. YESSSSS oh my god some actual good news this week And! On top of that, the internet and former NASA engineer Homer Hickam...
May 20th
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stelmarias: the only acceptable reason to hate pepper potts is because you love pepper potts too much
May 20th
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dontcrosscross: Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude
May 20th
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marina-del-cyrus: Whenever I get period cramps
May 19th
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bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
May 19th
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mistymountainking: moonblossom: sherthingbromes: jammyleg: hangednothung: ne-yo: Swagger Je swagge Tu swagges Il swagge Nous swaggons Vous swaggez Ils swaggent J’ai swaggé Je swaggerais Je vais swagger/Je swaggerai Que j’eusse swaggé J’aurais swaggé J’aurai swaggé J’avais swaggé Swaggerons-nous? A proper lesson in French grammar.
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not language but a map: I never understood why... →
gyzym: lunamuerte: wehidebehindstars: Like… She’s not the only one doing the sex.  You are also doing the sex.  YOU ARE ALSO DOING THE SEX.  HOW CAN YOU JUDGE HER FOR DOING THE SEX WHEN YOU ARE DOING THE SEX ALSO.  YES YES YES YES ….I just realized that I’ve been misidentifying the biggest flaw in the sentiment “Don’t sleep with a guy too soon or he’ll think you’re easy and won’t...
May 19th
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Okay can we talk about how Elementary totally...
adventuresofcomicbookgirl: BECAUSE OH MY GOD like the one major thing I was pressed with the show about was fridging Irene and then it turns out she’s not dead and I’m like omg yay show!!! IRENE!!!  and then Read More
May 19th
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hc-svnt-dracones: I feel like they could remake that whole movie from Chekov’s point of view. The title would be THIS IS NOT MY JOB! and it would just be two hours of Chekov running around the warp core with his little goggles as everything goes to shit all around him.
May 19th
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May 18th
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irresistible-revolution: cakespeare: FISTBUMPS TO EVERYONE WHO INITIALLY SPITE-STANNED ELEMENTARY. A+ return on investment y’all, crack open a cold one with me.
May 18th
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theemptyholmes: My favourite thing about Elementary is that you can tell just how much Sherlock and Joan love each other and there’s no forced romance because their admiration for one another is just platonic and I want more scenes like the final one with them just hanging out and being besties 
May 18th
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“But the final hour is called “Heroine” for a reason, as this is also a story...”
– Myles McNutt’s Elementary review at The A.V. Club [x] (via sexyglances)
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Sherlock: It's a fact that I am smarter than everyone I have ever met.
Irene: I'm smarter than you.
Joan: BITCHES PLEASE
May 17th
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May 17th
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One Joan Watson to rule them all.
thegadzooks: Sums up Elementary, I think.
May 17th
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theycallmemelly: dr joan watson casually putting a dislocated shoulder back in place dr joan watson spotting an allergy band from miles away dr joan watson dissecting a body in the middle of the night like she’s god damn picasso dr joan watson
May 17th
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HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS ELEMENTARY
gyzym: SPOILERS UNDER CUT OKAY? OKAY Read More ALL OF THIS ALL OF IT
May 17th
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acceber74: language-escapes: FLINGS. SELF. AGGRESSIVELY. OFF. CLIFF. (Moriarty will be coming back, I have no fears.) (HE NAMED A BEE AFTER HER.) So, my mum was asking me how I felt about Irene not really winning in the end, and I told her- no, no. Here’s the thing. Irene outsmarted Holmes. She didn’t outsmart Watson. Irene outsmarted Holmes. She didn’t outsmart Watson. She...
May 17th
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wibbleywobbleysnogbox replied to your post: fair warning, today is now elementary squee day… wait, why? the new ep was yesterday? The season finale was yesterday! It was a two-hours special and had SO MANY amazing things happened I was on a roller coaster of emotions and I spent a lot of time last night rolling on the floor shrieking
May 17th
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fair warning, today is now elementary squee day you may want to tumblr savior or blacklist “elementary” for today
May 17th
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robinade: OMFG IRENE I CALLED IT I FUCKING CALLED IT donotchoosesidesyet said: …. thanks, brosis. /sulks wait, what? what did I do? I can’t have spoiled you because I gave away no information except that something exciting happens with Irene!
May 17th
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OMFG IRENE I CALLED IT I FUCKING CALLED IT
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