fortunate in deceit we live entangled

ragingserenity:

What if Castiel wasn’t an angel in the beginning of SPN, and instead was Sam’s college roommate in Stanford, studying something completely different from Sam, but sharing the apartment with him or something. And he’s really really nerdy but he takes karate or some shite like that, and on the day…

….. so they leave but one week later Jess and Cas trail them AGAIN and tell them how Jess was nearly PINNED to the ceiling and their apartment was ON FIRE and obviously the demon has a grudge on Jess for boning Sam and they need to follow them around now, thanks

and that’s how it all starts, and because of this, there is FAR LESS tragedy and people who have sex with Sam no longer get killed because Sam will only have sex with Jess, and she is protected by angels the Winchesters don’t yet know is an angel

#I WOULD WATCH THIS SHOW SO HARD KRIPKE WOULD NEED A CIGARETTE #IT’S LIKE CAS AND JESS AND DEAN AND SAM ARE THE MOST AMAZING SCOOBY GANG #”Cas is all “eff that, I knocked out that guy, We have a ~profound bond” LOLOLOL