itsa-werewolfbarmitzvah:

Who is this Alyson Hannigan-looking burger pusher, and why does she creep around like a cult member on the street trying to convert people to Wendy’s? What could’ve motivated this life decision? I like to think it’s a Rime of the Ancient Mariner sort of deal, where she and her bros were on a road trip but got lost, ended up at a ghost Wendy’s and played paper football with napkins for their souls. And she was the only one that escaped so now she has to walk around telling people how wonderful Wendy’s is. 

I would read the hell out of this comic, tbh.