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A dramatic reading of 50 Shades of Grey

“His erection SPRRINNGGSS INTO VIEW!”

#dggn #dying #be my friend

“my body ACCEPTING HIM!”

what, is she pulling a Ling Yao and becoming a fucking homumculus

I am legitimately crying right now I’ve been laughing so hard 

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

Omg I’m so glad I didn’t read this book because I don’t think I could take it seriously ever.

OH MY GOD. YES. sdfjsjdfhjsdkf hahahaha

Her accent is hilarious hahahahahahahhaha

ho ho ho SYMBOLISM!

So funny and correct I couldn’t not post this.

seriously, am i the only one who pictured Tim Curry/Rocky Horror Picture Show’s Dr. Frank-n-Furter speaking?? this is too funny lmao