I’ve been watching Chopped, which has led me to spend the past hour figuring out the cooking ingredients and recipes for Celebrity Chopped: Avengers Edition

The four Avengers that participate are Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner, and Steve Rogers. The winner’s prize money goes to a charity of choice— Steve’s charity is something that supports veterans, Bruce’s gives opportunity for women in India to make their own businesses, Natasha’s provides scholarships for kids to study dance, Tony’s provides scholarships for kids to study science. 

Round one: Appetizer
Ingredients: fish heads, lemongrass, and whole peppercorns

  • Steve makes irish-style shrimp and fish soup, with corn, shallots, lemongrass, and ground peppercorn.

  • Natasha makes blini, russian-style salty pancakes or crepes, topped with lemongrass-sour cream and deep fried fish heads that have been breaded with panko breadcrumbs and seasoned with peppercorn.

  • Bruce makes indian-style stir-fried vegetables with deep-fried fish heads, featuring cabbage and carrot and beats, and seasoned with red chili, onion paste, garlic paste, cumin powder, turmeric, peppercorn, salt and sugar.

  • Tony utilizes molecular gastronomy to make lemongrass noodles, using the gelatin instant noodle technique, in fish consommé with peppercorn dust.

  • Tony loses because his food doesn’t have enough seasoning, though Bruce runs out of time and misses a fish head on 2 of the plates. 

Round Two: Main Course
Ingredients: cabbage, cider, leeks, oysters

Round Three: Dessert
Ingredients: hard-boiled eggs,instant coffee, roasted chestnuts, chocolate chips

  • Steve makes chocolate chip cookies, using minced hard-boiled eggs instead of regular eggs, diced chestnuts, and moistening the dough with instant coffee. 

  • Nat makes strawberry shortcake, using mashed hard-boiled egg yolk instead of raw, and topped with a coffee-infused chocolate sauce and a bit of chestnuts crumble.

  • Nat loses because she ran out of time and her cake is undercooked, but otherwise flawless.

That night Tony takes them all out to dinner to a restaurant he owns, plus Pepper, Clint, Sam, and Maria Hill. He tries to pitch the idea of an Avengers restaurant— with Pepper and Sam to run front-of-house; he and the others to be chefs; Clint and Maria are allowed to be sous chefs. There are a lot of Iron Man/Iron Chef jokes. 

So what have you been up to since New York?

mnrart:

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mnrart:

by mnrART

doctorrose-andotherfandoms:

aria-lerendeair:

completelybackasswards:

your-crowning-glory:

pie-liner-eats-tesseract:

spookysataan:

heyfunniest:

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

oh it’s not the masterpost… not yET:

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LOL BEST POST EVER 

Reblogging again for the new notes

This fandom.

THIS.  SO MUCH OF THIS.  YES.

this is why I’m on tumblr

IT GOT BETTER

loki-cat:

avengers 2:

“mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“

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“…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“

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”.. the avenger’s initiat-“

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”..avenger’s initiative.”

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thenightingjayofcamelot:

Priscilla vs. The Hawkeye dress, part 1… Designed by the amazing Robinade. Go check her out guys. And her designs.She is perfect.

HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIIIIIIIT.
Oh jeebus mccreedy, this is the most amazing thing ever. It’s a Hawkeye dress! It’s LEATHER! You look AMAZING (seriously, so stylish!!!)
I think all that you need are these glasses below, old-school Hawkeye style, and it will be perfect:

thenightingjayofcamelot:

Priscilla vs. The Hawkeye dress, part 1… Designed by the amazing Robinade. Go check her out guys. And her designs.She is perfect.

HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIIIIIIIT.

Oh jeebus mccreedy, this is the most amazing thing ever. It’s a Hawkeye dress! It’s LEATHER! You look AMAZING (seriously, so stylish!!!)

I think all that you need are these glasses below, old-school Hawkeye style, and it will be perfect:

acci0-kittens:

So uuuhhhh. The photos are bad, I took them on my phone. BUT MY FRIEND MADE ME AN IRON MAN DRESS. AND IT GLOOOOOOWWSSS.

Inspiration came from robinade.tumblr.com :D
(I’m terrible at Tumblr, can you tag people on here?!)

Guys, guys, lookit! Iron Man dress! AND IT LIGHTS UP :D

Deleted scene from The Avengers. { x }

#aw #tiny nerd you have done well

hoursago:

design for a pencil pouch, coming to a con… pretty much just in california actually. i dunno about online stuff yet. gonna test out sales at lbce/fanime i guess!! i only just ordered them yesterday, i’ll post pics when i get them

redrew one of my first avengy fanarts because it made my eyeballs hurt but my favorite thing is still superheroes in civilian clothes AND I WANTED TO DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME

moriar-t-e-a:

rachaelsrambles:

Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?

Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?

Anyone else remember that? I sure do. 

#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man

thatwasonegoodking:

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allofthefeelings:

fuckyeahwarriorwomen:

[ Description: A 9 piece animated gifset showing the behind the scenes training Scarlett Johansson undertaking the martial and wire-work training required for her role as Black Widow in Iron Man 2. ]

bluejaybirdie:

kimlennox:

Scarlett’s stunt trainning for her role as Black Widow in Iron Man2

“Scarlett hadn’t really done an action role.And she assured me that she would work as hard as she needed to both get in sharp and do her stunts and learn all that stuff.She spent hours and hours and hours for months.By far the most dedicated actor when it came to stunt work and the physical work.” - Jon Favreau:Director&co-star

like a fucking boss.

Because some things should always be shared.