Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that, even though it’s played for laughs, Darcy is fully conscious of her own safety and has no qualms about carrying and using a taser to protect herself?
like Thor at that point could be genuinely read as a threat
great big alpha male-type in a foul mood who appears to be drunk
that’s pretty fucking threatening
and Darcy’s like BITCH NOPE and then she’s proud of herself afterwards
no one’s going to victimize Darcy Lewis bitches
she will ruin you
Head Canon: The Avengers and Puppies
Anonymous asked you:Random question: Which is the Avengers do you think would be most likely to bring home a box of orphan puppies? And what hilarity would ensue?
The amusing thing to me is that you think any one of the Avengers would be able to resist a box of puppies. So let’s just go with the assumption that a single Avenger comes across a box of abandoned puppies labeled “Free.” This is in no way happening, but it’s a fun character study.
Thor and Coulson, omg. The best.