cats-in-tardis:

white people complaining when a canonically white character appears poc is like Dudley Dursley complaining when he got 37 presents instead of 38

moosecannoncop:

trying to sing both parts in a disney song like

A WHOLE NEW WORLdon’t you dare close your eyes

A HUNDRED THOUShold your breath it gets better

I’M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I’VE COME SO FAR, I CAN’T GO BACK TO WHEREa whole new wooorrlllEVERY TURN A SURPRIwith new horizonEVERY MOMENT GETS BETTER

anangelofthetardis:

omG I SEARCHED GOOGLE FOR A SEWING MACHINE DIAGRAM AND THIS CAME UP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

anangelofthetardis:

omG I SEARCHED GOOGLE FOR A SEWING MACHINE DIAGRAM AND THIS CAME UP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

brainstatic:

Jumanji taught us that the scariest thing in the African jungle is the white guy with a gun.

misspryss:

Stargate: Atlantis

The story of a guy so messed up he had to travel into outer space so an  alien could teach him how to relate to other human beings.

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

  • person who never had cats: cats are egoists and never give you love
  • cat owner: cats are big baby nerds
  • person who never had cats: cats are egoists and never give you love
  • cat owner: cats are big baby nerds

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

johnwatso:

the red wedding, world cup edition