orcses:

coming soon to a computer screen near you 
Lonesome Dreams
that Inception AU fic by Katy where Kirk extracts, Sulu runs point, Chekov builds, Uhura forges, Bones mixes chemicals, Spock invades dreams, Scotty tags along, and Marcus sells secrets to the militant Klingon Corporation 
alternatively, the best dreamsharing team in the world hunt down the mole responsible for sending one of their own into limbo in the dream world and a coma in the real world

celestedoodles:

Spock and Uhura are an ace bounty hunting/mercenary duo, working with or against proper authorities as they choose and they’re sent out by Lenore Karidian with a list of names who are in deep debt to her father and need to be taken care of. Jim Kirk is on the list and Spock and Uhura find a well-matched and wily target in the Midwest’s very own genius level repeat offender. Sparks fly, alliances are formed, the truth comes out about who the Karidians really are and what they want with that list of people, and the new mission is to expose Governor Kodos and what would make my X-Files loving heart even happier is if they expose high-level Federation Tarsus IV cover-ups in the process. It all ends in polyamory and the most fearsome trio in space.

celestedoodles:

Spock and Uhura are an ace bounty hunting/mercenary duo, working with or against proper authorities as they choose and they’re sent out by Lenore Karidian with a list of names who are in deep debt to her father and need to be taken care of. Jim Kirk is on the list and Spock and Uhura find a well-matched and wily target in the Midwest’s very own genius level repeat offender. Sparks fly, alliances are formed, the truth comes out about who the Karidians really are and what they want with that list of people, and the new mission is to expose Governor Kodos and what would make my X-Files loving heart even happier is if they expose high-level Federation Tarsus IV cover-ups in the process. It all ends in polyamory and the most fearsome trio in space.

doodleniks:

I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD

pledgingmylove:

sassy-fox:

saywheeeeee:

peixes-royalty:

iamclassywalrus:

AU - The Wolf’s Cub

“What are you singing to her, Doctor?”

“I’m singin’ an old nursery rhyme from Gallifrey. I want to make sure she knows the language.”

OH MY GOD NINE/ROSE CAN I KISS YOU

MY HEART

I think i’m crying

stabbing my face off would have been kinder

GAHHH

dr-kara:

tawghasa:

mikeys-den:

tawghasa:

mikeys-den:

1/5 Friendships ➝ Pepper Potts & Agent Phil Coulson

~ AU where Pepper and Phil take over the world. Kind of like super-villains, only not evil. C’mon, they’d be awesome! 

… Could they also be evil?

Well sure, of course they could. I just kind of see that as too cliche for them, personally — I mean, “evil super-villains trying to take over the world” is the trope, right? But I see them as farrrrr more sophisticated and clever than that, maybe everyone just thinks they’re evil but they’re not? Or maybe no one actually realizes they’ve taken over the world? I guess that was kind of where I taking the idea.

But evil Phil and Pepper would be truly stunning, I do admit. 

It starts while Phil is in recovery. Pepper visits him and they talk about things. They’re both people who have an understanding of security and weaponry. They joke about the military trying to confiscate some research because it’s really so easy to just take something if you want it.

It starts as a thought exercise. Phil is good with computers (he can override JARVIS, and JARVIS is unlike anything else out there). Pepper is good with information and people and loopholes. Phil comments that she’d make a good agent. Pepper comments that he wouldn’t be too shabby in corporate espionage. It hangs between them that they have all the skills needed to be something else.

It starts as a joke, a fun way to spend an afternoon, a little secret plan that they never expected to get away with. But once it starts, it’s simply too fun to stop.

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hinoneko:

why do we call them “college aus” when we could be calling them “alternate universities”

hackedmotionsensors:

CAN YOU DIG IT!
BUDDY COPS! ON ABC TUESDAYS AT 9! STARRING TONY STARK AND JAMES RHODES!
NEW CASES! NEW BABES! SAME OL’ SASS!

hackedmotionsensors:

CAN YOU DIG IT!

BUDDY COPS! ON ABC TUESDAYS AT 9! STARRING TONY STARK AND JAMES RHODES!

NEW CASES! NEW BABES! SAME OL’ SASS!

adi-the-kouhai:

positively-batty:

witch-breed:

hinoneko:

i love AUs

high school AUs

fantasy AUs

set-in-another-series’-setting AUs

1950s americana AUs

punk rock AUs

bicycle repair shop AUs

competitive hot dog eating championship AUs

AUs are great

you could even say AUs are…

gold

FUCK

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leupagus:

madlori:

kryptaria:

roane72:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

teenyblondini:

‘The Hobbit: Unexpected Journey’ modern trailer

OH MY MOTHERFUCKING LORD ON HIGH!!!!!

fuck I just really want to write a Modern AU for the Hobbit and aaaaaa

OH MY GOD. This is me screaming. Dear video creator: subbing in John Porter for Thorin? Is someone paying you to kill me?

Oh holy crap. Seriously, holy crap.

Wow, this is really well-done.

LOVE IT

I think my favorite part of this is how Gandalf is dapper as fuck.

sometimenever:

#IWAS WAITING FO IR IT

Oh my god IS THAT JACKSON AS THE LUMPY PRINCESS jfc the casting here is perfect.

sometimenever:

#IWAS WAITING FO IR IT

Oh my god IS THAT JACKSON AS THE LUMPY PRINCESS jfc the casting here is perfect.