So I went to get Chinese today. And the little, middle aged Chinese lady at the register was wearing a Captain America apron. Like, YEP, Cap face and logo across her chest.
And I say, “I like your apron.”
She grins at me and goes, “Steve Rogers, very good guy.”
And I’m laughing, because, yes, that is completely true. So I say, “I like Tony Stark,” and she gives me this disapproving look.
“No good. Big showoff.” She gives me my food and adds. “Don’t date Tony Stark.”
Which may well be the best advice I’ve gotten from a complete stranger in my whole life.
OH, COULSON.
ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED.
ARE YOU.
ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED AND HATING YOURSELF.
ARE YOU.
Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air.
Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America.
so accurate it hurts
i’m gOING TO THROW UP AJFKDSLA OH MY GOD CAP NO
CAN WE HAVE A ROB LIEFELD DAY.
I think the chest needs to be more lopsided, but otherwise, Liefeld would be proud.
Rule 63 Captain America, cosplayed by dangerousladies, photographed by Josh Barrett
finally a fuckin’ lady cap that isn’t all ass and tits but looks like she’s ready for fuckin battle
AND CHECK OUT THAT SICK HAIR JESUS CHRIST SHE’S BEAUTIFUL
THE. SHIELD.
CHECK THAT THING OUT. It has the exact same burn marks that the shield gets in The Avengers. Amazing.
oh my actual fucking god.
She looks absolutely stunning. This cosplay. Jesus Christ this cosplay is fantastic!
A+
You win the internet today, lady.
Shit this is PERFECT I love it!
But -200 points for being negative about T&A up there. Nothin’ wrong or shameful about ladies wanting to show some T&A. Let us not be slut shaming.
My Captain America dress/cosplay based off robinade’s dress design. Looking at it now I realize I completely forgot the pockets…
I won’t actually be carrying the shield around FanExpo this weekend, because I am un-coordinated and big props are a bad idea.
The purse was purchased here on Etsy.
Oh my god SO CUTE. Rowynne, you look absolutely amazing. And I want that purse!
COULD IT BE
SDKLFJSG
OH MY GOD, THEY FOUND HIM.
Still art slumpin’ so I guess that means it’s time for AVENGERS IN A LINE geez how many times have I drawn the Avengers in a line in this exact order. jhatesyourcrocs suggested that I draw the Avengers wearing sweaters and sweaters is my OTHER default mode besides Avengers, so yes obviously
Anyway I think Bruce knitted sweaters for everyone because knitting is a calming pastime, and then Thor was like LOKI IS MY BROTHER AND HE DESERVES A SWEATER TOO and so Bruce made one for Loki with Thor’s design input.
Full post of all the Avengers dresses!
I would just like to point out that io9 blogged about my dresses, and their readers responded with these photoshopped images. I love the internet.



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