So I went to get Chinese today. And the little, middle aged Chinese lady at the register was wearing a Captain America apron. Like, YEP, Cap face and logo across her chest.
And I say, “I like your apron.”
She grins at me and goes, “Steve Rogers, very good guy.”
And I’m laughing, because, yes, that is completely true. So I say, “I like Tony Stark,” and she gives me this disapproving look.
“No good. Big showoff.” She gives me my food and adds. “Don’t date Tony Stark.”
Which may well be the best advice I’ve gotten from a complete stranger in my whole life.
I think the chest needs to be more lopsided, but otherwise, Liefeld would be proud.