leupagus:

gingerhaze:

mmanalysis:

satanic2chainz:

olgaulanova:

gingerhaze:

Okay so we’re watching Young Justice and I’m liking it quite a lot. Everything I know about DC comes from Smallville, I’m not making this up, am I? Superboy is the son of Lex Luthor and Superman? 

Yes, Superboy has two daddies. A setup not explored nearly enough.

TELL ME WHY THIS ISN’T AN AU
we have all this superhusbands shit with cap and tony but not enough super ex-husbands with lex and superman

Maybe because there wasn’t anybody pretty that’s played Lex? Or Superman is seen as boring?
Man, I don’t even know. It would take some skill but it would be the best thing ever and I’m sorry Young Justice never got to explore that.

this is getting reblogged again and that’s cool but I just had to pipe in here in response to that “Lex Luthor isn’t pretty” statement um

excuse you

Also like, just FYI. I’m just saying.

Conflicts of Interest, which Leupagus linked above, is an ~AMAZING~ story about super ex-husbands (and the best part is that having a kid who is really smart and hyperactive actually does mean that Lex has to put his world domination plans on hold). Pru writes kids absolutely spot-on and I love everything about it. Plus the sequel kills me in the best way, I cried so much. but happy endings! It’s all fab. 
Proper summary: Lex Luthor is a single dad to nine-year-old Conner. Conner is determined to track down his mother, who may or may not be Clark Kent, and also is deeply in love with Lois Lane (to his father’s horror).
Also I have to rec Reconcilable Differences by Astolat. In which Superboy gets injured and Lex steps in to fix things with his crapload of money and resources. Conner/Kon figures Lex isn’t as diabolical as he seems, even if he is a supervillain, and tries to set up him and Superman. Because it would be awesome if his dads got along. Also with a sequel, in which Kon is slow on the uptake and Tim Drake is long-suffering.

leupagus:

gingerhaze:

mmanalysis:

satanic2chainz:

olgaulanova:

gingerhaze:

Okay so we’re watching Young Justice and I’m liking it quite a lot. Everything I know about DC comes from Smallville, I’m not making this up, am I? Superboy is the son of Lex Luthor and Superman? 

Yes, Superboy has two daddies. A setup not explored nearly enough.

TELL ME WHY THIS ISN’T AN AU

we have all this superhusbands shit with cap and tony but not enough super ex-husbands with lex and superman

Maybe because there wasn’t anybody pretty that’s played Lex? Or Superman is seen as boring?

Man, I don’t even know. It would take some skill but it would be the best thing ever and I’m sorry Young Justice never got to explore that.

this is getting reblogged again and that’s cool but I just had to pipe in here in response to that “Lex Luthor isn’t pretty” statement um

excuse you

Also like, just FYI. I’m just saying.

Conflicts of Interest, which Leupagus linked above, is an ~AMAZING~ story about super ex-husbands (and the best part is that having a kid who is really smart and hyperactive actually does mean that Lex has to put his world domination plans on hold). Pru writes kids absolutely spot-on and I love everything about it. Plus the sequel kills me in the best way, I cried so much. but happy endings! It’s all fab. 

Proper summary: Lex Luthor is a single dad to nine-year-old Conner. Conner is determined to track down his mother, who may or may not be Clark Kent, and also is deeply in love with Lois Lane (to his father’s horror).

Also I have to rec Reconcilable Differences by Astolat. In which Superboy gets injured and Lex steps in to fix things with his crapload of money and resources. Conner/Kon figures Lex isn’t as diabolical as he seems, even if he is a supervillain, and tries to set up him and Superman. Because it would be awesome if his dads got along. Also with a sequel, in which Kon is slow on the uptake and Tim Drake is long-suffering.

daunt:

hatteress:

teland:

nothing-but-color:

astolat:

Guys, if you haven’t already read about how much it costs to run the AO3, please do, and then please donate. 
Ultimately, the archive can only survive if we want it enough to pay for it with our donations. That’s the flip side of having a service that isn’t dependent on making advertisers or venture capitalists or even grant-funders happy, that isn’t going to mine and sell your personal data, and that isn’t going to charge you up front to use it.
If you love the archive, please support it!

THIS. 
I know none of us want to deal with an archive run by a for-profit company that’ll saturate the site with ads or charge fees or sell our data or try to make us link our accounts with our Facebook profiles or what-the-fuck-ever bullshit a for-profit company can come up with to boost their bottom line.
So, if you’ve got a couple spare bucks, please please please toss them in the hat for AO3!

It’s ours! Let’s keep it that way, hunh?

THIS, my doves. I just donated and if anyone’s in a position to do the same please do! As someone who remembers the dark days of fanfiction archives before AO3: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SUPPORT AO3!

Guys this is so important!  If you use AO3 and can spare even ONE DOLLAR please give!  Read the article to see how much it costs to keep this site running, it’s staggering.  We have to do all we can!
Also please SIGNAL BOOST! :)

daunt:

hatteress:

teland:

nothing-but-color:

astolat:

Guys, if you haven’t already read about how much it costs to run the AO3, please do, and then please donate. 

Ultimately, the archive can only survive if we want it enough to pay for it with our donations. That’s the flip side of having a service that isn’t dependent on making advertisers or venture capitalists or even grant-funders happy, that isn’t going to mine and sell your personal data, and that isn’t going to charge you up front to use it.

If you love the archive, please support it!

THIS. 

I know none of us want to deal with an archive run by a for-profit company that’ll saturate the site with ads or charge fees or sell our data or try to make us link our accounts with our Facebook profiles or what-the-fuck-ever bullshit a for-profit company can come up with to boost their bottom line.

So, if you’ve got a couple spare bucks, please please please toss them in the hat for AO3!

It’s ours! Let’s keep it that way, hunh?

THIS, my doves. I just donated and if anyone’s in a position to do the same please do! As someone who remembers the dark days of fanfiction archives before AO3: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SUPPORT AO3!

Guys this is so important!  If you use AO3 and can spare even ONE DOLLAR please give!  Read the article to see how much it costs to keep this site running, it’s staggering.  We have to do all we can!

Also please SIGNAL BOOST! :)

adi-the-kouhai:

positively-batty:

witch-breed:

hinoneko:

i love AUs

high school AUs

fantasy AUs

set-in-another-series’-setting AUs

1950s americana AUs

punk rock AUs

bicycle repair shop AUs

competitive hot dog eating championship AUs

AUs are great

you could even say AUs are…

gold

FUCK

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dederants:

allyspock:

msaether:

homosociallyyours:

msaether:

mcxi:

msaether:

Fucking! Damian found me the first ever published johnlock smut!!!!! How fucking perfect?!?!


Anything for you, bb. <3





YES! THIS! 
i talked with a TX Sherlockian pal about this book (she was telling me about it) and then last week as I was deleting pictures from my phone I found a photo i took of a footnote in the sherlock canon collection all about this book and basically I LOVE THAT YOU HAVE IT! 
please please if you find a way to share the best bits that would be amazing and perfect. 
or. OH GOD, PLEASE FAN ART SOME SEXY BITS! 

hahaha YES I WILL
I have only flipped through because it’s pretty old and i don’t want to break it but thus far apparently someone had been killed via huge cock


This book probably only has two pages in it.

I’d like to get my hand on a copy, if possible… I’ll have to check my local bookstore.

Wait, why do people say that Star Trek was the first fandom with fanfiction?

dederants:

allyspock:

msaether:

homosociallyyours:

msaether:

mcxi:

msaether:

Fucking! Damian found me the first ever published johnlock smut!!!!! How fucking perfect?!?!

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Anything for you, bb. <3

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YES! THIS! 

i talked with a TX Sherlockian pal about this book (she was telling me about it) and then last week as I was deleting pictures from my phone I found a photo i took of a footnote in the sherlock canon collection all about this book and basically I LOVE THAT YOU HAVE IT! 

please please if you find a way to share the best bits that would be amazing and perfect. 

or. OH GOD, PLEASE FAN ART SOME SEXY BITS! 

hahaha YES I WILL

I have only flipped through because it’s pretty old and i don’t want to break it but thus far apparently someone had been killed via huge cock

image

This book probably only has two pages in it.

I’d like to get my hand on a copy, if possible… I’ll have to check my local bookstore.

Wait, why do people say that Star Trek was the first fandom with fanfiction?

hungrylikethewolfie:

saucefactory:

thessaliad:

saucefactory:

art-of-swords:

Fantasy Knives &amp; Daggers - Lunar Twin Blades
Twin blades for twin towers - 9/11
Two twin blade daggers with wood plaque imitation leather wrapped handle. Stainless steel guard covered with a brass piece engraved dragon design.

Source &amp; Copyright: Wing Lam Enterprises


“The hell is this?” Stiles says, when Deaton opens the box and folds back layers of rich blue velvet.
“These,” replies Deaton, “are Lunar Twin Blades. The only pair on the American continent.”
“Uh,” Stiles gapes, because - those things? Are beautiful. And he isn’t used to calling anything that doesn’t begin with ‘Lydia’ and end with ‘Martin’ beautiful, but, damn. Damn. There’s something almost seductive about those strangely claw-shaped double-blades, gleaming softly but menacingly against a sea of darkling blue, with delicately embossed grips that must be smooth as heaven to slide one’s hands into.
“They’re yours.”
Stiles’s eyes snap up to Deaton’s. “Huh?”
Deaton sighs, like Stiles is being particularly slow. “These are the only weapons capable of killing all supernatural creatures, from werewolves to vampires to skin-walkers to dark elves.”
“Elves?” Stiles asks, because he’s still trying to wrap his head around the fact that these blades are apparently his. They can’t be, right? He’s just - well, him - but blades that beautiful belong to some prince of the night, or something. Or maybe some badass ninja with, like, flawless physical coordination. He’ll probably end up stabbing himself in the face the moment he tries using them.
“Focus,” says Deaton, voice stern. “The blades draw upon the power of the moon. These patterns,” and Deaton lets his fingers hover above the swirling patterns on the twin grips, “are runes.”
“Um. That’s - that’s awesome. And why are they mine, exactly?”
“Because they just are. You can feel it, can’t you? The pull?”
“If you mean do I think they’re weirdly sexy despite being, er, inanimate objects, then yeah. But that doesn’t mean - ”
“There are some things only you can do, Stiles. I’ve been keeping these for someone that could use them. That person is you.”
“I don’t even know how to use them.”
“You know,” says Deaton, mysteriously. “Carry them with you, and when the time comes, you’ll know how to use them.”
“Gee, thanks, Yoda. But will the pack be okay with my owning something that could, theoretically, kill them all? Derek won’t be happy about it. Peter might just murder me preemptively.”
“Wolfsbane could kill them,” Deaton points out, “and you have a store of that.”
Stiles swallows. “You… you know about that.”
“Yes,” says Deaton, evenly. “I know about that.”
“Do you really have the third eye? Are you, like, spying on me? ‘Cause I’ve gotta say, doc, I’ve got enough stalkers in my life.”
Deaton’s mouth quirks. “Oh, you have no idea.”
“What does that mean?”
“Keep the blades,” says Deaton, as if Stiles hadn’t said anything. “You’ll never have to polish them. Or clean them.”
“Clean… clean them of what?”
“Why, blood, of course.” Deaton smiles. “The blood of your enemies.”
Stiles stares at him.
Deaton stares right back, calm as a fucking statue of the fucking Buddha.
“Man, I was wrong about you,” Stiles mutters, even as his hands twitch toward the box, despite themselves. “You aren’t Yoda; you’re a Sith Lord. You totally want me to go Dark Side.”
“Protecting your loved ones - protecting your pack - is not evil, Stiles.”
“Yeah, yeah. Gimme those.”
Deaton slides the box over.
Stiles takes it, letting his fingers dip inward to brush one of those glittering, gorgeous blades, and feels a shiver run through him, something electric and sharp and sweet.
“Yes,” Deaton breathes.
Stiles snatches his fingers back, and snaps the box shut. “Holy shit.” His heart is hammering. “That’s - what was that?”
“That was the union,” Deaton says, “of the weapon and the wielder. All magical weapons choose their masters in that way.”
“Holy shit,” Stiles repeats. “I’m gonna have a constant boner while I use those, aren’t I? How’ll I even be able to fight? I’ll be sneaking away to jerk off every five minutes.”
“Teenagers aren’t renowned for their stamina,” Deaton agrees, mildly, and Stiles sticks out his tongue.
“Boo.”
Deaton just seems amused. “You might want to warn Derek, before you start using those.”
“Why?” Stiles frowns. “What does Derek have to do with - ”
“Trust me,” says Deaton. “He does.”

“Dude,” Scott says when Stiles shows them to him. “You’re Ventress in the Clone Wars.”

OH GOD YES. SCOTT. YES.
THIS IS HONESTLY THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER WANTED TO BONE SCOTT, TBH.
APPARENTLY, NERDY REFERENCES DO IT FOR ME.

OH MY GOD BUT WHERE IS THE MORE?
WHERE IS ALL THE MORE?

hungrylikethewolfie:

saucefactory:

thessaliad:

saucefactory:

art-of-swords:

Fantasy Knives & Daggers - Lunar Twin Blades

  • Twin blades for twin towers - 9/11

Two twin blade daggers with wood plaque imitation leather wrapped handle. Stainless steel guard covered with a brass piece engraved dragon design.

Source & Copyright: Wing Lam Enterprises

“The hell is this?” Stiles says, when Deaton opens the box and folds back layers of rich blue velvet.

These,” replies Deaton, “are Lunar Twin Blades. The only pair on the American continent.”

“Uh,” Stiles gapes, because - those things? Are beautiful. And he isn’t used to calling anything that doesn’t begin with ‘Lydia’ and end with ‘Martin’ beautiful, but, damn. Damn. There’s something almost seductive about those strangely claw-shaped double-blades, gleaming softly but menacingly against a sea of darkling blue, with delicately embossed grips that must be smooth as heaven to slide one’s hands into.

“They’re yours.”

Stiles’s eyes snap up to Deaton’s. “Huh?”

Deaton sighs, like Stiles is being particularly slow. “These are the only weapons capable of killing all supernatural creatures, from werewolves to vampires to skin-walkers to dark elves.”

“Elves?” Stiles asks, because he’s still trying to wrap his head around the fact that these blades are apparently his. They can’t be, right? He’s just - well, him - but blades that beautiful belong to some prince of the night, or something. Or maybe some badass ninja with, like, flawless physical coordination. He’ll probably end up stabbing himself in the face the moment he tries using them.

“Focus,” says Deaton, voice stern. “The blades draw upon the power of the moon. These patterns,” and Deaton lets his fingers hover above the swirling patterns on the twin grips, “are runes.”

“Um. That’s - that’s awesome. And why are they mine, exactly?”

“Because they just are. You can feel it, can’t you? The pull?”

“If you mean do I think they’re weirdly sexy despite being, er, inanimate objects, then yeah. But that doesn’t mean - 

“There are some things only you can do, Stiles. I’ve been keeping these for someone that could use them. That person is you.”

“I don’t even know how to use them.”

“You know,” says Deaton, mysteriously. “Carry them with you, and when the time comes, you’ll know how to use them.”

“Gee, thanks, Yoda. But will the pack be okay with my owning something that could, theoretically, kill them all? Derek won’t be happy about it. Peter might just murder me preemptively.”

“Wolfsbane could kill them,” Deaton points out, “and you have a store of that.”

Stiles swallows. “You… you know about that.”

“Yes,” says Deaton, evenly. “I know about that.”

“Do you really have the third eye? Are you, like, spying on me? ‘Cause I’ve gotta say, doc, I’ve got enough stalkers in my life.”

Deaton’s mouth quirks. “Oh, you have no idea.”

“What does that mean?”

“Keep the blades,” says Deaton, as if Stiles hadn’t said anything. “You’ll never have to polish them. Or clean them.”

“Clean… clean them of what?”

“Why, blood, of course.” Deaton smiles. “The blood of your enemies.”

Stiles stares at him.

Deaton stares right back, calm as a fucking statue of the fucking Buddha.

“Man, I was wrong about you,” Stiles mutters, even as his hands twitch toward the box, despite themselves. “You aren’t Yoda; you’re a Sith Lord. You totally want me to go Dark Side.”

“Protecting your loved ones - protecting your pack - is not evil, Stiles.”

“Yeah, yeah. Gimme those.”

Deaton slides the box over.

Stiles takes it, letting his fingers dip inward to brush one of those glittering, gorgeous blades, and feels a shiver run through him, something electric and sharp and sweet.

“Yes,” Deaton breathes.

Stiles snatches his fingers back, and snaps the box shut. “Holy shit.” His heart is hammering. “That’s - what was that?”

“That was the union,” Deaton says, “of the weapon and the wielder. All magical weapons choose their masters in that way.”

“Holy shit,” Stiles repeats. “I’m gonna have a constant boner while I use those, aren’t I? How’ll I even be able to fight? I’ll be sneaking away to jerk off every five minutes.”

“Teenagers aren’t renowned for their stamina,” Deaton agrees, mildly, and Stiles sticks out his tongue.

“Boo.”

Deaton just seems amused. “You might want to warn Derek, before you start using those.”

“Why?” Stiles frowns. “What does Derek have to do with - 

“Trust me,” says Deaton. “He does.”

“Dude,” Scott says when Stiles shows them to him. “You’re Ventress in the Clone Wars.”

OH GOD YES. SCOTT. YES.

THIS IS HONESTLY THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER WANTED TO BONE SCOTT, TBH.

APPARENTLY, NERDY REFERENCES DO IT FOR ME.

OH MY GOD BUT WHERE IS THE MORE?

WHERE IS ALL THE MORE?

The Dresden Files - fic recs

Stories marked with ** are INSANELY GOOD omg. For starkravingdane :)

Choices by Kethrua (**)
An AU to the book “Changes,” Harry sells himself to Marcone instead of Mab. They both take a while to adjust to this. (Rated Mature, Dresden/Marcone) And now with an additional side story!

The Spirit and the Letter by lightgetsin
Harry and Marcone have a complicated relationship. When Harry finds himself temporarily a girl, that doesn’t change. (Rated Explicit, Dresden/Marcone)

Crosshairs by manic_intent
Written for the Dresden Files kink meme, being an AU where Marcone also has magical powers. A murderer is getting rid of the signatories who have come to Chicago to sign Gentleman Johnny Marcone into the Accords. (Rated Mature, Dresden/Marcone)

The Matter of Chicago by LuciaZephyr (**)
An AU for the entire series— Marcone manages to get Harry into his employ early on in the series, and that changes everything. (Rated Explicit, eventual Dresden/Marcone)

Wager by neveralarch
Harry Dresden’s first semester as an assistant professor of religious studies comes with its own unique challenges. Like dealing with Doctors Marcone and Vargassi of the philosophy department. Academic AU! (Rated Explicit, Dresden/Marcone)

Dresden files Kinkmeme Fills by LuciaZephyr
6 short stories. The one where Harry accidentally becomes a Wyldfae lord; the one where everyone hangs out on IRC and gossips about Harry and trades supernatural tips; the one where Harry loses his voice and copes; the one where Harry cannot lie; the one where Harry is the cattiest secretary ever but cannot be fired; the one with the hot tub sex. (Rating varies from Gen to Explicit, mostly Marcone/Dresden)

Please Hang Up And Try Again by Aja and thehoyden
“I’m going to need at least a dozen more roses before the chastity belt comes off.” (Rated Explicit, Dresden/Marcone)

Near Miss by binz and shiplizard
Three years ago, Tony Vargassi died and left his flourishing criminal empire to his son Marco. Gang violence is rife in the streets, but Harry Dresden’s concluded, reluctantly, that it isn’t his kind of problem. He’s about to find out that the real power behind Chicago’s throne is a lot worse then a spoiled mobster’s son — and maybe more than he can handle.
    John ‘Johnny’ Marcone is a mechanic with a bad limp and a bad history with Vargassi. He doesn’t want to get back into the business of the Business; he barely escaped with his life before. But in Harry Dresden he sees enough raw power to save the city he loves. Will he risk it all to back his crazy friend against the powers that be?
    And can Harry and his car survive what Chicago has in store for him, even with a full-time mechanic? (Rated Explicit, Dresden/Marcone)

The Stars and Scones Bakery and Coffee Shop by LuciaZephyr (**)
In which Harry is the best baker in Chicago, but still ends up starting a few fires along the way. (Rated Mature, Dresden/Marcone)

And basically, everything ever written by lightgetsin, grenegome, and LuciaZephyr. I… have more but these are the ones I go back to re-read. Also, it’s pretty obvious how much I love AUs, lol. Sorry starkravingdane! Anyone want to chime in with their favorite Dresden fics?

Oops, I Teen Wolf&#8217;d all over my word processor! Oh well, might as well post it on AO3, right?

Goliath (2/13 so far) by Robinade
In the morning, Stiles is hoping really hard that the previous night was all some whacked out dream caused by eating too many burritos. But clearly life hates him, because there’s a huge throbbing bite mark on his hip and it hurts like a bitch.
(Or, the one where Stiles is bitten by the alpha instead of Scott.)

Oops, I Teen Wolf’d all over my word processor! Oh well, might as well post it on AO3, right?

Goliath (2/13 so far) by Robinade

In the morning, Stiles is hoping really hard that the previous night was all some whacked out dream caused by eating too many burritos. But clearly life hates him, because there’s a huge throbbing bite mark on his hip and it hurts like a bitch.

(Or, the one where Stiles is bitten by the alpha instead of Scott.)

An Avengers Fanfic by dr-kara

dr-kara:

Title: FEELS

Pairings: FEELS/FEELS

Warning: FEELS

Summary: FEELS

 XXX

FEELS

XXX

The End

All the best Fandoms have coffeeshop/bakery AUs

ETA: New additions are marked with an asterisk (*).

Hawaii 5-0

Happiness is Homemade by sirona and ellievolia
Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, rated Explicit
It’s not easy, running a Jersey-style bakery in Hawai’i. Things get a little easier (and a whole lot more fun) once Danny meets Chin and Kono’s friend, the one who enjoys leaning against his glass cases despite all of Danny’s dire warnings, and starts food fights for no reason whatsoever.


Stargate Atlantis

Foster’s Bakery by anatsuno and Cesare
John Sheppard/Rodney McKay, rating ranged from Gen to Explicit
Grounded by an injury, John Sheppard leaves the Air Force and, at loose ends, takes up running the bakery he inherited from his mother’s family in Colorado Springs. Dating John Sheppard is remarkably easy for Rodney, until it isn’t.

Fair Trade series by esteefee
John Sheppard/Rodney McKay, rating ranged from Gen to Explicit
AU in which John owns a coffee roastery, Rodney designs exhibits for science museums, Teyla is a physician in internal medicine, and Ronon is an orthopedic surgeon all living in San Francisco.


The Dresden Files

The Stars and Scones Bakery and Coffee Shop by luciazephyr
Harry Dresden/John Marcone, rated Explicit
In which Harry is the best baker in Chicago, but still ends up starting a few fires along the way.


Harry Potter

Black Coffee on a Lonely Night by Femme
Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, rated Explicit
Draco owns a café in the city. Harry’s a MP who comes in every morning, newspapers in one hand, BlackBerry in the other, and orders a triple espresso macchiato. (Nonmagic AU.)


Merlin

Only Two Tragedies by ifeelbetter
Merlin/Arthur Pendragon, rated Teen
Merlin is a British artist working at a coffee shop and Arthur is a high-and mighty PR mogul’s son. After the former won the latter’s modeling services in a drinking contest, Merlin and Arthur awkwardly and tentatively edged towards love.


Inception

I’ve Got Nothing To Do Today But Smile (The Only Living Boy in New York) by gyzym
Eames/Arthur, rated Teen
Arthur’s a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte.


Suits

Grande Soy Triple Dirty Chai by friskaz
Mike Ross/Harvey Specter, rated Mature
Every fandom needs a barista au. Original prompt on the kink meme: “Harvey is (still) a lawyer. Mike is the only barista that gets his coffee order right, and isn’t afraid of a bit of intelligent and snarky banter.”

(not actually a coffeeshop AU, but a pizza place is close, right? Regardless this is one of my FAVORITE alternate universes ever. I prefer it over Suits’ canon actually.)
Pizza and a Movie by Closer
Mike Ross/Harvey Specter, rated Mature
In an alternate universe, Harvey’s still a lawyer but Mike’s not a pot runner — he’s a deliveryman for Rollo’s Pizza and Ribs, which happens to be Harvey’s favorite pizza place. Once Harvey finds out his pizza guy is a genius, Mike’s life takes a few turns he would not have expected… (Now with Harvey POV as well as Donna’s!)


Avengers

A little bit of your taste (in my mouth) by ellievolia and sirona
Clint Barton (Hawkeye)/Agent Phil Coulson, rated Explicit
Coffee Shop AU. In which Clint owns the coffee shop that makes the best damn coffee Phil has ever tasted, and things only go downhill from there.

Caffeine, Otherwise Known as the Key to Tony Stark’s Heart by sol-nox
Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, rated Teen.
A new coffee shop opens across the street from Stark Tower. Steve is the hot, sweet and predictably clueless owner. Tony tries to do what he does best.

*faking a smile with a coffee to go by matryoshkha
Clint Barton (Hawkeye)/Bruce Banner (Hulk), rated Teen
Coffee Shop AU. In which Clint is a coffee shop employee hopelessly in love with a regular customer, Bruce. (TW: mentions of domestic abuse)

*I’ve Suffered Shipwrecks by paperclipbitch
Clint Barton (Hawkeye)/Natasha Romanov (Black Widow), rated Mature
Most people, when they break up, sort through their record collections, possibly chuck each other’s clothes onto the sidewalk, engage in soul-destroying coffee dates where they try to sort through the emotional debris, and then leave each other the fuck alone. Clint and Natasha were never very good at acting like normal people, though, which is why they run a cafe together. (WIP)

The Social Network

(I’ve never actually watched the Social Network, but this was a recommended addition to the list!)
Sweet On You by moogle62
Mark/Eduardo, rated Explicit
Mark is Mark, Eduardo owns a bakery/café near the Facebook offices. Mark does not have time to have a thing for him, but he totally, totally does. Sadly for Mark’s continued enjoyment of a harassment-free existence, Dustin is still Dustin and is entirely devoted to his causes of a) getting Mark laid, b) acquiring all the gossip, and c) acquiring all the baked goods he can. Featuring novelty shaped cookies, frosting in places frosting should never be, and ~feelings~.

Inuyasha

*Froth by forthright
Sango/Miroku, rated Gen
AU. Few women have what it takes to work at Founder’s, but when Sango complains to the manager about the coffee shop’s flirtatious counter attendant, she’s offered a job on the spot. A story told in bits and pieces.

Dragon Age

*Coffee, Black by black_ink_tide
male(cis)!Hawk/Fenris, rated Gen
Awkward Garrett Hawke is a barista with a crush on the guy with white ink tattoos who comes in to Bianca’s Coffee every morning. His friends Isabela, Merrill and Andy take it upon themselves to help him, in the capacity of Wingmen, to not totally blow it with him. It’s an uphill battle every step of the way. Watch out for falling boxes of pornography.

If anyone has a fic to add to this list, please tell me! :D

So yeah, that werewolf!Stiles AU. It happened.

(And here’s another small piece)

In the morning, Stiles is hoping really hard that it was all some whacked out dream caused by eating too many burritos. But clearly life hates him, because there’s a huge throbbing bite mark on his hip, and it hurts like a bitch.

But Scott looks gratifyingly impressed when Stiles shows it to him at school, so there’s that.

“Dude, a dog gave you that?” Scott asks, eyes wide.

“Yeah. It was totally freaky, I thought that thing was gonna eat me! It was all howling and growling and shit.” Stiles waves a hand to emphasize his dire peril and almost smacks a classmate in the face. Oops.

“Howling?” Scott says with frown. “Don’t wolves howl? Are you sure it wasn’t a wolf?”

Stiles rolls his eyes. “Duh, of course it wasn’t a wolf. There haven’t been any wolves in California for, like, sixty years.”

The blank face Scott gives at that is really tragic. It’s like he doesn’t even remember the trips they took to the zoo every year. Stiles loves his friend, really, but Scott is such a moron sometimes.

Snippit of a Teen Wolf AU where Stiles was the one that turned werewolf

MELISSA (FORNAX) THIS IS FOR YOU! IT GOT TOO LONG TO FIT IN YOUR ASK BOX. SORRY ALYCIA :I

Stiles skidded in the wet leaves as he ran through the forest, but caught himself and kept going. He could hear Scott stumbling behind him, which, you’d think his BFF would be less clumsy after all the lacrosse training they do (even if they are benched damnit).

There’s some noise up ahead, that’s not a good thing, right? That can’t be a good thing. Stiles tries to slow down and ends up skidding again, slamming into a tree. Seriously, ow, but at least he’s got something to hide behind.

“Hey!” he tries to hiss a warning, but the leaves are too wet to slow down and Scott goes tumbling into the clearing.

“Scott.” Oh shit. Stiles knows that voice, it’s his dad!

“H-hey there, Mr Stilinski.”

Totally failing to play it cool. Ugh.

“Where’s your partner in crime?”

“Who, Stiles?” Scott says innocently. “He stayed at home, wanted to get rested up for the first day of school tomorrow.”

“Oh, really? So what are you doing here then?” Stiles can totally picture the look on his dad’s face, that half exasperated and half disappointed sheriff expression that’s supposed to guilt you into admitting everything. Too bad Scott and Stiles have seen that look so many times, they became immune to it by the time they were twelve.

“I, uh, dropped my inhaler somewhere around here, I’ve been trying to find it. Those things cost, like, eighty bucks!”

Dad Stilinski doesn’t much sound like he’s buying it, but he’s dragging Scott off, probably to stick him a patrol car and send him home. Which totally means Stiles has to book it the hell out of here before they find his car.

Luckily, the other cops and state troopers or whatever move on a direction that is not a Stiles’ direction. He heads off the other way, moving slowly and quietly until he can’t hear the sounds of the search party before he starts to run for it.

Damn, it’s dark. Where’d he put his flashlight?

Stiles is patting down his pockets when he hears it. A deep, visceral growl.