searchingforknowledge:

thatlupa:

indiancrownaffair:

craftyjai:

Feminist Suraj Sharma (based on feminist Ryan Gosling). Even though I just wrote this myself I feel soothed and turned on

I have been waiting for this

^ my whole LIFE.

CONTINUE PLEASE

leupagus:

diaryofakanemem:

Send me a number and I’ll tell you my unpopular opinion. 

1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.
2. A selection of musical artists you do not care for.
3. A selection of celebrities you couldn’t care less about.
4. A hobby you “don’t get”.
5. A habit you find disgusting.
6. Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.
7. Your favorite household chore.
8. Popular video games that make you go “meh”.
9. PC or MAC?
10. A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.
11. A sport you really like, for whatever reason.
12. Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
13. Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.
14. A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
15. A habit you have that other people bug you over.
16. Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.
17. The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.
18. A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn’t.
19. A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
20. Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment.

Ooh me too! 

» Fake Movie Meme (where you put a few actors in my ask and using iTurnes shuffle, I make up a movie)
» withawhisperlikeafeather asked for and older for an older (still alive) Cary Grant, Chris Hemsworth, Aaron Tveit, and Kat Dennings
»Movie Title: Shards
»Genre: Fantasy

Roland (Cary Grant) is a grumpy old man living like a hermit in the woods, bitter about the loss of his son (played by Aaron Tveit in flashbacks) in the last dragon war.

Allys (Kat Dennings) is on the run, having stolen a dragon from the imperial hatchling nursery. It will take everything she has to convince Roland to be a dragon trainer once more, but working together ends up turning the two of them— three including the dragon— into something they never expected; a family. (In a father/daughter sort of way, I feel I should specify)

Samuel (Chris Hemsworth) is the leader of the rebellion who thinks that he should be the dragonrider instead of Allys. He gets set on fire a lot.

Together, they overthrow the empire!

Plot twist: Roland ends up banging another ex-dragon trainer (played by Chiwetel Ejiofor), Alyss doesn’t bang anybody, and Sam continues to use his right hand.

» Fake Movie Meme (where you put a few actors in my ask and using iTurnes shuffle, I make up a movie)
» kissmyask asked for Scarlett Johansen and Benedict Cumberbatch
»Movie Title: Getaway
»Genre: Romantic Comedy

Dan (Benedict Cumberbatch) lives an ordinary life with an ordinary job as a high school teacher— little does he know that his girlfriend, Tara, is secretly a CIA operative. The day before they’re supposed to go on a romantic cruise, Tara (Scarlett Johansen) ends up missing, presumed dead. But an accident leads him to find a cache of gadgets and weaponry that would make 007 envious. Dan suspects that all might not be as they seem, and enlists the help of a former student (played by Danny Pudi) to see if she’s still alive.

Tara doesn’t appreciate her boyfriend putting himself in danger after all the effort she put into keeping him out of the crossfire. But if they’re both going to survive this, she’s going to have to teach him some tricks of her trade.

tl;dr explosions and car sex, Scarlett Johansen with a gun and Benedict Cumberbatch with glasses

fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:

What she also mentioned “This is why Obama shouldn’t take our gun rights away”. And lots of people were agreeing with her. I almost cried

thickbambi:

Oh sweet tits.