saeqimo:

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

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This gets me every time

Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg

So according to etymonline.com, ‘motherfucker’ has been around since 1928. At minimum, motherfucking was pretty common starting after 1933. In short, while Steve would consider it super rude to say it in public or in front of most women, he’s definitely heard it before. Hell, he was in the army— I can’t imagine he’s never said it before.

ewbuckybarnes:

make me choose
↳ anonymous asked Darcy Lewis or Nick Fury

avengersonna:

tatallalock:

Soon…

Bruce damn
bealeeve-me:

YOU GUYS
COMMANDER ROGERS
YOU GUYS

Lovely!
Though if I’m not mistaken, white is commander and that shade of brown is like, an officer above level 3? I think that’s just a slightly more stealth version of his uniform…(a shout out to Secret Avengers maybe)

bealeeve-me:

YOU GUYS

COMMANDER ROGERS

YOU GUYS

Lovely!

Though if I’m not mistaken, white is commander and that shade of brown is like, an officer above level 3? I think that’s just a slightly more stealth version of his uniform…(a shout out to Secret Avengers maybe)

le-claire-de-lune:

“Really? Really, Coulson? Six days? It only took you six days to take a completely renovated piece of state of the art machinery and turn it into scrap?!”

I just want to know why he’s so against fish tanks. 

raptorific:

Can every episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. end with Nick Fury reacting to the events of the episodes?

raiining:

Re-watching the Avengers, I’m struck by how AWESOME Fury is.

People demonize him in fic, but he’s obviously earned Natasha’s respect (“talk to Fury, he needs you on this”) and he consistently treats Bruce as a human being (“Doctor Banner” - offers his hand - “thank you for coming”).

Sure, he plans for the worst - the Hulk cage being one example - but that’s his *job*. Personally, I want someone who believes in people, not tech (“we need a response team”) and heroes.

He’s obviously got experience in the field (“Sir, Director Fury is stalling”) and is classically educated (“like the Pharaohs of old”) and can think on his feet when the shit hits the fan (“Is the sun comingup? Then put it on the LEFT”).

He respects his people (“two of the smartest men I know”) and is unafraid to challenge his superiors (“given that its a stupid-ass decision”).

In short, Nick Fury is a man I would gladly follow into battle. He would send me into danger, but he’d be right there with me. I bet he and Coulson had some EPIC adventures together.

I need more Nick Fury in my life.

alienfirst:

alienfirst:

(Please please please leave my commentary below! I’m trying to sell these to donate money to save homeless and stray bunnies, and deleting the commentary doesn’t help anyone!)

Don’t let the crappy iPhone picture fool you! These postcard sized prints are gorgeous and on some fabulous card stock that’s nice and sturdy and glossy on the bunny side!

YOU CAN FIND THE AVENGER BUNNIES AT MY ETSY STORE!

But wait, there’s more! If you order all five (the sixth card shown up there is the back side) you get a print of the Nick Fury bunny for free!

And remember! - All the profits made from these bunny prints (so anything not used for packing and shipping) will be donated to Rabbit Meadows SanctuaryThey are a shelter and supply store in my area. While my own bunny did not come from them, the little critters have stolen my heart and I wanted to give something back, and if I can help someone else find their perfect fuzzy friend, then that’s a good day! (Okay, that last bit was copy pasted from a previous posting, but it’s late and I’m kind of lazy right now.)

(Psst… if you read this far down… If you reblog this post AND order one print or five, I’ll do a bunny sketch for you and send it with the prints. Just send me note with the name you ordered under and what character you want the bunny based off of. If you want the bunny based off of anything. And it doesn’t have to be Avengers/Marvel related!)

Oh man! TODAY thanks to those of you that went and bought these postcards, I was able to donate $100 to Rabbit Meadows Sanctuary!

And it doesn’t have to stop there! Any Bunday prints bought by you guys will always have the profits donated to the Sanctuary. Later on I’ll perhaps look at other animal shelters/care places to donate to as well.

You guys rock! :)

thorkitastic:

a-walking-accident:

evaelenasmith:

Y  O  L  O  ! Avenger Style

THIS IS ADORABLE & PERFECT

Hawkeye!

loki-cat:

avengers 2:

“mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“

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“…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“

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”.. the avenger’s initiat-“

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”..avenger’s initiative.”

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